EXISTENTIALISM
you told me that the way i act is kinda hipster
you said i am overly ironic in an annoying kind of way
i didn’t believe i was a hipster
until i looked into the mirror
“its true” my reflection whispered
i found my cat in an empty pbr case
lifes weird when you have cats and no one to love
the cat jumped out of the case
ran to the window
hunting spectral squirrels in the moonlight
i went back to my livestream
something about john candy’s favorite microbrews
adjusted my glasses
whispered “dear god its true” again
and went to sleep without you
wondering if whether this is why you wont come back